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[XIN Session 06]

Dumb...

Aren't there like... Classes n' stuff at this school? There was one in the beginning, but since then, all anyone does it stand around, gazing out windows or fighting.

Why don't they have police? Or security guards? Why isn't an obvious troublemaker expelled? Why is this so god-damned stupid? If you're going to make movies about fighting, why use a school as the setting? Why use kids?

Why is that guy named "Legend?" WHo names their kid something stupid like that? Why does he dream about a "peaceful senior year?" What kind of loser has those goals? Why not plan to do something after highschool? You know... He could plan to do something with his LIFE. ... Something outside of school.

[Peril in the portal]

What is clock day?

Why are people trying to kill the clock crew? I don't understand what is happening.

Are these movies representing something that happened in the clock club or whatever it is?

Spinningtopclock responds:

What the hell are you talking about?

[stick fight..yeii]

Man, do I ever hate stick animations...

You know... Stick animations make baby Jesus cry...

I'm pretty sure that's a fact.

[Autumn Tree]

80% Cool... 20% Dumb...

The artwork was great, the music was great, lots about thsi was really really great.

However, I thought the acting was kind of unrealistic. They just seemed to nonchalant when all that bad shit was goin' down. Now, I'll believe that he'd say something like "Shooting people," when his friend asked him what he was doing, in fact, in Columbine, I think that's exactly what one of the kids said... But I think there should've been at least some nervousness there. I just don't understand how you can kill someone for the first time, and not feel that it's a major event in your life... You can't joke, and act like your calm in extreme situations, but I think, nerves would show through.

Secondly, the only thing you showed here in terms of persecution was one guy getting punched in the face... What kind of socially insecure pussy goes shooting people by the dozens because one person punched him in the face? I just think you should show more.

The scene where he shot that gray-haired guy in the hall was powerful and well done. I just wish I knew what he'd done...
But then again, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe the point of this was to show that some people are just so insecure and delusional that they kill people who had nothing to do with their pain. But someone that insecure, I don't think, would do something like this coolly. I think he'd show emtion... Like rage... Maybe even guilt at times, that is wrestling with rage...

[Chavs]

Kinda fun...

This was pretty catchy... I couldn't understand all the lines... It didn't seem really funny... I don't know if it was supposed to be, but there was something else about it that was perfect. I can't put my finger on it. I guess the music was relaxing, and maybe... Silly?

What was the chorus? In me burb-er-ay? That's what I heard... What does that mean?

Mozer responds:

Burberry is the clothing choice of Chavs. Yes the song is silly, hurray for silliness! :)
Thanks for your vote :)

[Mr. Awesome Xtnd edition]

Better than the other...

The extra dialog really did a lot for it.

It made it seems like the "I am your father" joke wasn't bearing the weight of the comedy, and made it seem somehow better.

[Salad Fingers Episode 6]

Horace Horse Collar...

I had mixed feelings about this. I really liked Salad Fingers 1-4. But the last two seemed a little contrived. It's almost as if Salad Fingers has become a charicature of himself. I guess what I mean is, he sort of revisits scenes and lines from the past that were funny the first time around... Like the "I never got to sample your flavor part."

When he tasted them in the beginning, part of the funnines and creepiness in that scene was the spontaneousness of it. This time it was like, "Oh yeah, he likes to lick people." It's almost like when a little kid jumps in a pool, and the adults say, "Wow! What a big splash." And so the kid runs and does it again, screaming "Watch me! Watch me!" And it's annoying, because the 9th and 10th splashes are no better than the first.

Then the "treat for the tips" line was kind of strange for me. It seemed a little too jivey for the Salad Fingers I thought I knew. But it's still a form of revisiting old lines in charicature fashion. Seems as if Salad Fingers is at his best when his creepiness is new and unexpected. I don't think you want him to be too predictable.

It also seemed as if Salad Fingers's strength in the old episodes came with his interaction with other characters. You couldn't help wondering whether or not the others were in danger, or what he could possibly do to them that was perverse and creepy. When a crazy person is in a room by himself, it's less interesting, cuz he can't harm anyone... Without other people, it's like pointing at a crazy person, but we're not sure where the method is...

Also, another great thing about the old Salad Fingers was that it seemed as if he had sort of a childish, however twisted, view of the world. "I'm going to find France." Things like that made him seems as if he thought he could just walk there on foot.

The part where he was scolding Jeremy Fisher about deflowering his daughter's rose seemed kind of adult for Salad Fingers...

But the part where Jeremy responded with bubbles, that was AWSOME!

And the toilet scene was kind of cool too. It was as if he had some kind of relationship with this toilet... And he visited it regularly... Like it was some kind of hang out. Why did he go there? That kind of creepy mystery is cool.

Anyway, I guess you know him better than I do. But I hope I said something that was worth something to you.