Ghosty22's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[How Newgrounds Functions]

Pretty cool...

This is an interesting way of thinking about it... But I think Some groups hate more than just one other group. But I guess you can't really characterize that in a movie as smoothly... So anyway... Good job...

Hmmm... Suddenly I feel a "KEEP 'EM COMIN'" comin' on...

[We Are Robots - Angrybot]

Kinda good...

Are you the guy who made "Balthor's Tales from Hell"?

The guy who does angry Bot's voice sure sounds like him. Anyway, this was kind of funny... Not really laugh out loud funny. But there's just something cool about a foul-mouthed robot.

He wasn't quite as cool as Profilactic Tactic or Bender from futurama, but it seems like he could be going places. I watched the episode where he was on the playground, and some of his lectures were pretty cool...

I think it's funnier when he's not trying to be an asshole, but still manages to be one. At least, that seems to make sense to me at the moment. The part where he was explaining how booze is the bandaid for inside was pretty cool. It's as if he was explaining something as if he was in his drunkard sleezeball grownup world, not realizing he was in the world of the playground, and that he's supposed to sugar coat things for the sake of the children. There was just something great about that...

[awesome trailer]

Ugh...

Not another crappy "I am your father" joke... Give it a rest already.

I don't know what else to say other than it just didn't seem as if you had enough jokes to do a Fantastic Four parody. This movie makes me sleepy.

JAMce responds:

well, sorry it made you sleepy.. congradulations on being the first negative review.. although I looked at your stuff.. and I mean.. you probably should be doggin other peoples

[MOTLB: Liberation]

Somehow this was kinda cool.

The characters were very simplistic... At first, I didn't like it, but then I started to like it later on.

I don't know if you realize this, but lightsabers glow in the dark. You kept making them jump into darkness, and their lightsabers would be concealed by darkness. When in actuallity, they would cut through the dark... Being a "light" saber, and a source of light.

And that same swish sound effect got pretty redundant... YOU should try to find some different lightsaber effects.

Other than that, it was pretty good.

ScreamingAlpha responds:

it wasn't really the shadows...just a black layer faded into clear to present the effect that...okay i'm bullshitting i thought about that after i made it and decided screw it its made it's goin in there.

[The Supermarket]

This was kind of entertaining.

All the artwork was pretty cool... And it kinf of made me think, thought I'm not sure what the point was.

It could be that guns are so readily available to anyone... And perhaps that people are too irresponsible for this to be practical. We do live in a culture that focuses a lot on violence.

Anyway... I think you should work on your movements. An animation of a person walking has more elements to consider than you might think. There's more to it than moving shoulders, arms and legs. Keep in mind that when the person's legs are directly beneath her, her head is lifted up higher... Your head moves up and down as you walk. Then when they are spread out, the head comes down lower again.

[Bread 'n' Butta Rap]

WHo is Tom Fulp?

Oh, snap! That bitch took the CAAAKE! It must take some kin'a hardcore motro from the STREETS to come up with that biznatch!

But seriously folks...

I really didn't like this. There was one part, where he said "Oh, shit! it's Tom Fulp." That was kind of cool, because it was unexpected... And he was all teen-idolish and sparkly, making the guy seem quite ridiculous. At least I think that's why I thought it was funny.

But it was mostly dumb. I don't know whether or not you should get a life, because what you did here wasn't easy.

I almost feel guilty for being too hard on you, because you obviously set your goal to make something corny. It almost seems impossible that this wasn't intended to be corny. So, good job, making it corny... But corniness, to me, just isn't that funny or entertaining in any way. Actually sometimes it can be, but this just wasn't.

Ok... The end... I'm guessing somewhere around here is where you'll say something like, "Two words: Front Page!" And then you might call me "butter nuts," "pencil dick," or maybe even "monkey testicles." And then I'll say something like, "But no!!! It's not true! I'm just giving you my honest critique! It's not meant to offend you!" And then you'll be all like "Suck it, bitch!" And you'll repeatedly kick me in the scrotum. Why are you so damn violent? Why you gotta be like that?