Hmmm... Where to start...
This is probably a review that is probably going to cause you to say something like "Who the hell do you think you are?" But I have to say it.
I really hate long ass introductions for flash movies. I'm not sitting down in front of a TV show for a half hour of entertainment. I'm looking at a really short film. It just seems strange... It's not as if you even have enough credits or people working on this think to necesitate an entire segment dedicated to giving credit. It almost seems as if you've created some kind of video which is supposed to capture the coolness of each of your characters. But why not show that in the actual film.
A lot of these intros seems to suggest that the creator thinks his characters are the shit, and really quirky or weird of funny, or cool, and the music amplifies that... But no one ever seems to pull it off... This one actually wasn't too bad, because the body of the film was pretty long, but it's still a little annoying. I guess you can take that one or leave it.
Secondly, it just seemed as if the film was way too long for the for the amount of jokes and entertainment that was actually in it.
There were two jokes that I liked... There was "Suck on THESE fiery balls," and then the pirate scene...
Why did you pay more attention to the fights scenes in this than anything else? Why was the animation cool, but no color?
What's with the obsession with video games characters here on Newgrounds?
Anyway... In conclusion, I have to say, don't assume your characters are cool...