Ghosty22's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Eddsworld Zombeh Nation]

Zombie

The music was pretty cheerful and happy-go-lucky for a movie about brain-eating zombies. The artwork wasn't really that great, but somehow the colors you chose were pretty damn good. I liked how you used thick lines with smaller details outlined with thinner lines inside... It gave it a Space-Tree-Esque type quality. When you used only thick lines, it didn't look quite as good.

The humor was kind of like... Guys hangin' out humor... The jokes and cracks were kind of stiff, as if a couple of guys were sitting around telling jokes that were "safe," because they didn't want to tell a riskier joke that would cause the others to let the joke die in awkward silence or disgust... Or some shit like that... Maybe a better way of explaining it would be that it wasn't really funny, but it was silly enough to be entertaining.

Oh yeah... And unless you're buring some kind of chemical that you wouldn't normally burn, fire isn't red... A lot of people use red when they draw fire. I think that's people of terms like "red hot." But fire is rarely red. If you look at fire in the dark, it's generally white or whiteish in the center... Then it's surrounded by a yellow trim, then orange. In the day, it's usually just yellow with an orange tint around the edges... But maybe you don't care that much because of your distinct style of drawing... That's all I've got...

[The Thinking Impaired ep4]

Man...

Wesley Snipes is a nasty man... Where's "Demolition Man" when you need him?

[Voitman]

A crumby COMMERCIAL?

Man... I probably would've rated this better if I hadn't been tricked into watching a commercial...

[Men's Wearhouse Volume 1]

Rtil...

The only good one was the one on the left.. Rtil... The others were complete shit.

The black and white pencil drawing one was great... I loved the music, where did it come from?

Starberry responds:

the others wer complete shit

fuck you

[Earthquake Girl]

Strange...

So... Your character likes to go around blowing shit up, shooting at cops, while occasionally licking her own asshole...

???

I don't get it... Why did she start shooting the city up in the first place? Why did she lick her own ass? I understand that anime characters seem to like to do a lot of cute cat-related things like changing their faces into cat faces... Cute... But... Licking your own ass? That's a cat behavior that I think we can all do without.
I also think it was kinda of dumb that she got away with it all in the end, especially since her murdering of all those people seemed so arbitrary. Those cops should've said "Sorry ain't good enough bitch!" Then they should've shot her.

And she kissed that guy after licking her own ass!!!

Aside from the excessive violence in the name of cute-dom, the animation was all pretty smooth. Next time you shoudl make her fight and kill people who actually deserve to be fought and killed. Then I think a lot of people would go along with it.

As it is... Your character is kind of hard to like...

PiGPEN responds:

Theres a story and it has a point.
She was licking her inner thigh not her ass.
She's insane.

[The Orphan: Part 1]

Not much there...

Yeah... There wasn't really enough there for me to determine whether or not the story was good, but the artwork was really good.

The music was strange though... I didn't have it turned up very loud, but it made my house vibrate... Too much bass perhaps? I'm not sure what it was.

But Yeah... All the artwork was top notch...

[g0nz0 Adnvturss Episode43]

Orange Juice Ads?

Did you get MinuteMaid orange juice to sponsor you or something? If so, how?

MinuteMaidPremium responds:

i told the minutemaid company to give me money and ill put their juice in my movies and they did.

[007 McBooze]

Mc-What?

Was that some sort of commercial?

[Bad Guys Go To Hell]

Um...

Pretty cool cartoon, but...

Are all your characters named "Sven?"