Ghosty22's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[J.A.S.F]

Too long... And sticky...

I think the problem with stick fights, or at least one of them, is that it's hard to keep track of who is who, because they both look exactly the same. You can't choose one to root for, oridentify the hero... And sticks are boring to look at.

Another reason I didn't really like this was because it just went on forever. Two guys beating the shit out of each other without getting hurt is only interesting for so long. Why did they suddenly gain super powers half way through? I think when the characters are more vulnerable, it's more interesting because there's more at stake... They actually have to be careful, because they're more actually could get hurt or killed.

Seems most anime fight scenes are like this one, and the whole style seems overdone... Sudden;y they can fly through the air, and their hands start glowing and they shoot out of them... How? I'd like to know... All that was missing from this to make it totally cliche was the pointy hairdo...

[Bunnykill]

I don't know why I like these...

Normally I don't like gratuitous unrealistic violence, but there's something graceful about this. I guess I like it because it seems like you've done a lot of complex planning to correograph the moves of these rabbits, and to see them play out in real time makes it seem as if they're just really good at kicking ass... I thought the scene where the hero climbing inside the larger rabbit's head and began boxing his brain was... Clever, I guess... It just wasn't expected... I'm not sure if it was funny, but it made me smirk. The last fight scene was a little anticlimactic... It just seemed like the little black rabbit was a little too good to not consider that the white rabbit would think of doing that... But then again, people make mistakes... It's believeable, but my instincts make me feel that it's strange... Anyway, good job.

[Flash Back Boys]

Eh...

The idea behind this was cool... I like that they're just a couple of guys, sittin' around remembering stuff...

But the sound was terrible. I had to turn my volume all the way up, just to hear what they were saying...

Also... When the camera was panning around... It took a hell of a long time to get to the action. Come to think of it, the whole movie was taking its sweet time to get over... The pace was really slow... Speed it up...

[Lightbulb Sketch]

Cool graphics, stupid story...

Those were some of the best graphics I've seen on this site... Which, I guess isn't saying a lot, because half the animation here are starring stick figures... Hell most of these people think quality artwork is shit smeared on a board...

In my opinion, all you need to do is work on your script. Ya got spunk, kid, I like your style...

[The Snowbot]

Awsome...

I loved this movie... SO much better than the normal crap that people post on here. I love how the story was told as if we were seeing a magical world of mystery and wonder, yet it sleezy and violent as all hell. I like the kid's Luke Skywalker hairdo as well... Good work...

[Internal Fires 14]

Yay!!!

A guy dancing around while he's taking a shit... Just what the world needed.

I'm so happy to have witnessed this. It's a memory I will cherish for the rest of my years. I'll tell it to my grandchildren, and there will be much rejoicing. Hell... Next time I'm on the can, and I hear that song, I'll be sure to remember to mimick such a great dance. Hurray for toilet dancing... Hurray... Pooping is boring no longer!

csscblackbelt2000 responds:

Fianlly, someone who understands.

I am glad this piece has moved you, and may it move your children and their children as well.

I am glad I have showed you a great way to pass time while you work on the toilet. May you pass it on to others.

[LOTR VS. Bar Wars V3]

....

I was a little hesitant to write a review, because you're not taking criticism well... You know, just because some of the reviewers haven't made a movie, doesn't make your movie better or any good at all.

Are you suggesting that everyone who hasn't made a movie is supposed to like yours? You don't have to be a crybaby about it. calling people "Neeb" and "Noob" doesn't make your movies suck any less...

You said in another review that it's not finished. If it's not finished, why did you post it? An unfinished movie is obviously not going to score as high as a finished one...

But knowing that you're incapable of seeing flaws in your own stuff, judging by the way you've cursed out everyone who didn't like it, don't take this as a review, but as a warning to anyone who likes good flash. And the warning is, "Stay away from this thing."

CableClips responds:

No i just don't like people getting blam points for nothing when a lot of people have said its good, no i don't like people just giving weeks of work a 0 without even thinking about it.. would you.. an unfinished version is called a teaser.. you could at least give points to improve the flash not just tell us it sucks, also most of these people here don't even have any flashes of their own so what does that say. I bet you don't have any of your own. Think about what ive just said instead of writing a load of shit to get blam points..

[The Mad Scientist]

AWSOME.

This animation was great. Normally when I log on to newgrounds, the animation is shit. Your style is cool, your artwork was... I guess the word is minimalist, but it really works for you. I love how everything was drawn in white, and the glowing lights were cool.

Keep up the good work, my friend...

[Jesus and Me (clay)]

That was sort of cool...

God sells insurabce? Since when? Is it good insurance? Does it cover my spouse? And would it pay for my kids' braces?

Lets say I was walking down the street, with my dog, and my dog was attacked and killed by a hobo, would the vet bill be covered under this insurance plan?