Ghosty22's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[CHICKENMAN!]

Pretty good... AND pretty bad... HA HA!!!

Well... This had the best graphics and art work of any other claymation movie I've seen here. There script was kind of good... Even though it was all about mindless violence.

I thought it was kind of corny how you ripped off the whiffle bat joke from South Park...

And let me ask you this, since that black-haired guy was so violent and murderous, why didn't he just kill the guy in the car? He could've shot him, and then taken chicken Man's body, and got the reward... Then he could flee to Mexico, and be livin' it up... He'd be drinking tequila, and eating burritos... Mmm mm! Delicious burritos... He could've had it all... But nooooo, he was so dumb, that he shot his stupid self right in the head... It's a shame... He could've had burritos!

Freemont responds:

Why didn't I think of that!

[super mario shorts ep1]

Kinda of boring...

The crosshairs were really weird. It seemed as if the smaller one and the larger one moved at different sppeds. It was distracting. And it was hard to focus on the small one, (the one you need to use to hit anything) and not the larger one, which was bigger and slower... I kept looking at the larger one, which, again, was slower, and by the time the large one got to the target the mouse was off the page, and I'd click off the screen. It was very annoying... Get rid of that large crosshairs... You don't even need it.

[Numa Gone Wild]

Hard to explain....

I guess I have to give you a good score because the art was good, and I feel your pain... I really HATE that fuckin' song. It's the most retarded song I've ever heard... And just when you thought it couldn't get any more retarded... Every jackass on the internet makes his own movie about some fat dude dancing around in his chair to that God-awful song... It's as if the song wasn't punishment enough when your ears were subjected to it... Now your eyes too must suffer, by being exposed to some obese dipshit, kidding himself by thinking that, one, he can dance, and two, that people actually want to look at his stupid ass...

The only way I can think of to make this flash better would be to remove that song altogether... But then that would remove the point of the flash... So... Uh... Good job... I guess...

[Super Nothing]

Fat Master?

Who'd've thought Yoda could be so evil?

This was ok...Not really that funny, or really that interesting.

The "i'm gonna marry an icecream cone" line was kinda cliche on a childish level.

Why was fat master naked? Couldn't he throw some clothes on first before leaving the house? The entire crack of his ass was showing!

[Billys Fight Part1]

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I gave graphics a 0, because I'm guessing you just took them from the game, and didn't really have anything to do with making this look good...

For style I gave you a 0, because well, it looked like you just took everything from the game, and didn't really contributed much at all...

Sound: 0... Cuz none of it was yours...

I gave you a 3 for violence, because, I'm assuming you actually had to correograph that... I'm guessing that's the word for this... But the moves, I'm assuming were also taken from the game... And really had nothing to do with any creativity on your part...

Yeah... Overall... It was mildly interesting... I guess the only way this could be better was if I actually played the game... And didn't watch this...

[A Men's Room Monologue]

Good work...

This was pretty funny... Especially the graffiti war on the door...

Actually, some things seemed too much... Almost as if you were running out of ideas, and had to complain about something that wasn't so bad. Like the"air drier" that blows so hard your skin feels like it's going to come off? Come on... And the one where you practically have to stand in the toilet... ??

I don't know whether or not you plan on revising this or not... But maybe you could use these complaints of mine.

I've noticed that in the men's room, many times, there's a stall, and a urinal. In women's rooms, they have two stalls... If two women need to take a number two at the same time, they're all set. If two men need to take a number two, one's SOL. It's as if the urinal was invented for male convenience, but they didn't consider that one fact.

In my highschool, it seemed the majority of the bathroom stalls were either missing locks, or the entire door. Some teachers locked the restroom up, so they could have their own private bathrooms...

Oh yeah, and why can't people not piss all over the seat? Ever walk into a stall, only to discover a mountain of feces that could've only come from the ass of the biggest of elephants?

[Ninja Turtles]

This was prettyneat...

I like the idea... Normally I don't like it when people use another person's characters to make a show... But this was kinda cool. The only problem for me was the size of the screen... It was too small, and it was hard to tell what was going on. Oh wait... And the story was a little strange too... Sudden;y they were fighting Donatello... And this wave of pee came by and splashed them... And then some old guy showed up...

It was weird, but cool...

[Grim's Wepon Testing]

Dumb...

I guess sheep-molesting hill billies get really angry when the sheep rejects them.

That's that's the only explanation I can think of to explain this obvious rage against sheep.

You know... If I was "testing weapons..." A target might do... Why a sheep?

[alienprobe]

Could've been better...

You should've made the humans a bunch of mullet-havin' flannel-wearin' Hill Billies... The alien could be on the table, and they be all around him... "Make 'em squeal like a pig." Then they could all chuckle stupidly.

[All appologies]

More of the same...

There sure are a lot of movies about rejection and depressed teen themes on this thing.

This was just another one of those... At least it wasn't about shooting highschool kids or gratiutous violence... So that's sort of good.