Ghosty22's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Lizard Sphere X 2]

Really funny...

This was pretty much exactly how the show is... Except it's funny... Everytime I watched that DragonballZ show, I'd be like, "Man, they sure didn't do a whole lot in that half hour."
It's as if they stood around for hours, and desperately tried to make it seem as if something noteworthy was happening... Anyway, good job... This was funny...

[Lord of the Clocks pt. 1a]

You probably don't give a crap...

But I think it would be much cooler if you did something original. You've got lots of talent... Blah blah... You're a good artist... Blbbety blah blah!! Why not write a script.. Barbetty blooo buhhh... Of your OWN!!!!! That doesn't follow Lord of the Rings almost word for word with a few names changed? Just TRY to make a movie without clocks... It'll be cool... Trust me. I'll give you five bucks... Maybe even five fifty... You can buy a pack of gum... And blow bubbles... You might even be able to buy two packs. And share it with the rest of your freaky clock crew pals... But... Somehow I get the feeling that that's not going to happen...

[Negative 001 - The Call]

Pretty cool...

The subtle movements weren't that great... They were good enough, but not great. It seems as if your best stuff was the running, and action. That stuff was golden. It almost looked real, which is impressive.

I normally don't like anime, but this is almost Cowboy Bebop quality stuff, which is good, just in case you don't know the series.

Oh yeah, and the voice acting was really good too.

[Clocks Aren't ...]

Blaaaarrrrgh!!

I'd like to declare war on both clocks and sticks... And locks too. I hate them... I hate them worse than a kick in the face. In fact, a kick in the face is quite refreshing compared to Locks, clocks, sticks, and uh... Spocks... You know something... That's what I'm gonna do... I'm going to make a character named "Strawberry Spock," and he's gonna make a "Spock Crew," and then he's gonna declare war on all of you. You'll be trapped in the clutches of his Vulcan neck pinch... And they'll be allies with the Crock Crew and the Michelob Amber Bock Crew... You guys are soooo dead...

[Black Knights Episode 1]

I couldn't see a damn thing...

It was pretty dark... I think you used darkness and silhouttes way too much. And turn the volume on the voices up...

I wasn't sure what was happening, but the artwork looked cool. The music was also cool. The animation that I could actually see was... Kinda cool...

[Miss Dynamite XVIII]

Of all the possible villains...

That you could've chosen, why Elian Gonzales? What does that say about Miss Dynamite? She's capable of beating up a little boy? Who cares?

I think it's time for a new bad guy... The transformer thing was pretty funny...

Why is everyone always drooling over Miss Dynamite? She not really that good looking anyway...

[Mutant Ninja Turtles EP03]

Consider this a review for the entire series...

I haven't watched any of the other ones until I saw this third one. I saw number three, and I had to go back and watch the other ones, because it was Awwwwsome. And I don't mean it in the cliche regular sense that people usually use it in. It left me in a state of awe... Because most of the animations on this site are just plain shit...

The animation was beautifully done... Maybe a little too exaggerateed at times, but even still, it's awesomeness made me not care.

The acting was great. You guys really captured their personalities. The voices were perfect... I don't really know very much about the turtles anymore. I haven't seen or heard anything about them since I was a kid. I'd actually sort of dismissed them as something for kids, and unable to be appreciated by adults, but this made me change my mind.

I'm curious... Seems as if you dropped the "Teenage" from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." I guess they're grown up now. Master Splinter died? I think it's cool... Because you made a real-life occurance happen to formerly not-so-realistic characters. The fact that they're grownups, and that they have to deal with adult problems --the fact that they are "falling apart," and lack guidance in a world that doesn't have a place for mutant turtles-- was just remarkable to me. I guess that's because you made an unrealistic series FEEL real.

I liked the violence too... It allows you to do so much more... It's hard to be a ninja when you can't show blood or kill. Makes the fights boring. Also, the swearing was good. It seemed so appropriate, even though I don't normally care for it. I love how they can't use the middle finger... It must be frustrating... But it was a cleverly-done gesture.

The evil mutant looked a little funny though... Oh yeah, one last comment before I stop kissing your butt... I didn't think a cartoon character could creep me out, but you did a good job with shredder. The voice acting was great, and the drawings of him were even better. Keep 'em coming...

Also, I love the fact that you actually took the time to write good dialog. It might've seemed a little forced at times, but overall, it was perfect.

[XIN Session 10]

Wow...

Amazing... I didn't actually think this could get dumber.

So... These kids go to class to watch some guy pump iron. Great... What a great way to spend taxpayer's money. What kind of qualifications would a person like that possibly have?

Oh, and more underdeveloped, uninteresting characters were introduced too. This story keeps getting dumber and more pointless.