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[Raiders of the Trash]

Pretty cool...

The only thing about it that I didn't like was the fact that the female raccoon had long blond hair. It just seemed strange... But, then again, it was Indiana Jones... Who is typically with a blonde... It's just that they were raccoons... So it seemed weird. I guess I just think it would've been better if you designed the female raccon's face so that it looked more raccoony, only female without using traits associated with human femininity...

Hmmm... Come to think of it, that may be impossible... I wanted to say you could do something with eyelashes, but male and female raccoons don't really have noticeably different eyelashes... But somehow that idea seems less obvious than flowing golden locks... Maybe even softer facial features and light colors might work...

[Luis vs. ClockCrew]

Wait a minute..

This cartoon was very good, but there was only one problem... Strawberry Clock was already killed by the "Spock Crew" in a flash called "A New Age."

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[TANKMEN 1.5]

Cool...

I guess this was supposed to be funny... It wasn't really funny, but just about everything else involved was really really cool. The artwork was well done with a nice style. Everything was good. The ending was... A little depressing... Which was unexpected, but... It worked... So... Good job.

[Apartment 51 - Short #2]

OK...

I wish there was a score in between "Nothing too new or interesting" and "Not bad, I liked it." There were funny things about it, but something seemed missing. Maybe it was music... When there's no music the silence kinda calls attention to itself..

[Men From Up The Stairs]

So...

Was the door at the top of the stairs his mouth? Or just the door from his intestines or stomach or something? I didn't get it at first either, because I wasn't really expecting all that symbolism. I wasn't sure what to make of it... But now that I realize it was about constipation, I sort of think it was amusing... Well... It was better than the last Burnt Face Man and the last Salad Fingers too...

[My Goats Like To Travel 2]

That was ridiculous...

I can't conceive of the possibility that it wasn't meant to be ridiculous, so that probably doesn't amount to much...

But anyway... The same "Swish," and "Thump" sound effects got pretty tiresome, especially since that fight went on forever...

Your artistic skills are pretty good, and you're a fairly good animator... I guess this just wasn't my thing. But it seemed pretty tight.

[The Apple Orchard 2]

Nice work...

Isn't it just typical that some dumbass takes advantage of an artist by falsely signing his name on someone else's work...

It kinda reminds me of when I was a kid. People used to ask me to draw things for them, and what's the first thing they'd do? Erase my signature and replace it with their own. Bitches...

But anyway... Nice story...

[Orlando's Joint #2]

DJ-ing...

So why didn't he ever want to go back to DJing again?

Did I miss something? I get that he lost the championship, but so what? If he lost it in a humiliating way that would explain something... Usually when someone reveals his character has some kind of secret talent, there's aninteresting story behind it.

Either that, or it was supposed to be a joke... But it didn't seem that funny...

orlandosjoint responds:

i plan to be getting into orlando's dj crisis in future eps, and just wanted to touch on it in this one. for more info about the characters check out the website, maybe then it'll make more sense.

[No Christmas For You!]

Not surprised....

You know... For someone who hates whiny little bitches... Foamy sure is one hell of a whiny little bitch.

[Totally Madness (FULL)]

Where was the beef?

It's really pathetic when a movie has all these exciting credits and then the actual movie isn't exciting. Why build up so much anticipation with music, moving text, and explosions for a stick movie? What's the point?

Your opening clips was more interesting than your movie.