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[Zeus]

WTF?

Wait a minute... Zues is a God... And he can't beat up a damn ghost? Something just seems wrong there... How could he maintain his godly status if any ghost that comes up to the heavens can kick his ass? What makes him so special? What makes him a god? How is he any better than any other dumb ghost?

The applause at the end was just cheesy... Why don't you pat yourself on the back some more, pal? "My animation is so great... Look at all these people clapping..." It doesn't mean anything when you PUT the clapping there...

Roadie1337 responds:

lookin back on the comments on all my videos. this one makes me laugh the most, good shit.

[The Return of Ganondorf]

Ugh...

I didn't really like this... There were some scenes that were really funny, like the part where Gannon(dorf?) drew a picture with a caption that said "Sorry I made you sad." That was really good. Even the part where he admitted that he eats when he gets depressed was kind of funny. Oh yeah, and the soup kitchen part was good too... But pretty much everything else was really annoying.

Particularly Link. He just seemed like one of those really cliche hyper-active supposedly really plucky and clever Bugs-Bunny-type characters. The kind that you see so frequently in anime. It was annoying. It almost seemed pretentious. I didn't like his voice either... Maybe if the dialog was better the actor could've done a better job.

Oh yeah... That chicken dance part... I understand how you might've thought that would be funny... And perhaps under different circumstances it might've been... But for some reason, I just didn't laugh. You'd think I would've thought it was as funny as the soup kitchen part, but... I don't know what happened...

[Aliens Exist]

Eh...

You confuse me... You obviously can draw really well... You have some pretty good backgrounds. You have some really cool lighting effects... Why sticks? You went as far as giving them hair... Why not, like... A mouth... Maybe a nose and some ears... They neeeed to hear, man! They need to smell the fresh air! And put some clothes on those bastards!!

[Grenadius]

Not as awsome as your other one... But still...

This was ok. I still think you should make more realistic chars. And write a script. You can do great things. Oh yeah, and you should use that really intense exciting music that you used in your other flash. Music really draws out emotion, and that new animation had some good stuff in it.

[Sloppy Fight 2]

Awsome. Simply awsome.

This was really cool. Normally I don't like stick fights, because you can't tell who's who. I still couldn't tell who the hero was, and I'm not even sure I understood what was going on half the time. Particularly when they were flying through that vortex-like thing. But you know what? I don't care. It was pretty cool. I especially liked how everything got really detailed toward the end. It made me laugh, because I thought it was going to be some dumb stick fight where the animator is half-assing, but you obviously have talent. And your use of music was particularly good. The only thing I can suggest is that you take the extra step and make some characters that look more human... And make the story a little more detailed. Good work, my friend...

[A Short Story]

SOrt of interesting...

Some day, you're going to be sitting in class, and somebody is going to do that to you. You'll be like, "Man this sucks... I feel like shooting people up... Maybe I'll get some petroleum and, like, burn stuff... Won't that make for a deliciously fun afternoon?"

Then you hear some loud pops, and there will of course be screaming. You'll get up from your desk and go join the other students gathering at the door, and BANG! You'll get shot right in the balls... You'll fall to your knees... Holding your bleeding balls... Some trenchcoat-wearing pimply-faced kid is gonna walk up to you, and he'll look down at you, crying and holding your bleeding testicles, and you'll think... "Wait, I'm supposed to be the guy that goes around killin' folks... Because I'm the disturbed one... I'm the only one who makes violent school shooting cartoons in a desparate cry for help... Man... The balls, they sure do hurt..."
Then, BANG! The pimply-faced kid shoot you in the balls again... Then he walks away, shooting other people... And at this point, you're hemoraging profusely from the testicular area, thinking about how if you survive this, you may never walk right again.

[Miss.Dynamite XIII]

Wow...

Uh... I can understand hating the Backstreet Boys, but in order to make a cartoon like this, I can only assume that they are way too relevant in your life. In order for you to hate them this much, you must've been greatly affected by them in some way. Otherwise you probably wouldn't devote so much time to thinking up such gruesome methods of torture. That's actually kind of sad. Why don't you just acknowledge the fact that they suck and get on with your life? Why even waste your time thinking about such talentless people? It's almost like picking on a retarded kid.

[Miss.Dynamite XVII]

Whaaa?

What was the point of this? If this blonde girl hates the other girl, and is so annoyed by her constant advances, why the HELL does she LIVE WITH HER?

Other than that, the art was good... The music was good. I'm just not sure why I should care about these characters.

[Clay Killing Frenzy 2]

Kinda good...

The action was pretty good, but the story wasn't all that interesting. Seems like you were just goofing around, and that's cool, but if you explained who the characters were, it might be cooler.

I think you should try to make some more realistic characters, because they all look the same, and it's hard to tell who's who.

[A Demon Tale]

Huh?

The art work was great... Except for some of the characters... I think it's kind of cliche when the man is portrayed as some kind of demon and the woman is angel... (It actually took me a minute or two to realize he was a dude... He looked like a woman.) I though the horns growing out of his head were kind of silly-looking.

I think you need more of a story... I wasn't sure what was happening... But, again, most of the artwork was really great... Keep 'em coming.