Ghosty22's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[(2003)Dr. Bob]

Not so good...

The "I'm gonna test your reflexes" part was pretty funny. And the scene after that was funny... But the rest... Not so much...

[(2003)Bar Fight!]

You get an eight!

Even though this movie was about clay guys killing, it was a light-hearted fun kind of killing. This killing made me giggle. Especially the fuzzy navel guy. Fuzzy-navel-drinking bastard... He got what was coming to him.

The fire guy was cool too. This was better than that goofy monster movie... With the monster who ate people... At the hot dog stand... That one kinda sucked, but this one was cool.

[(2005) Klay Swimming Pool]

You get a SEVEN!

Yes... A Seven... This was pretty funny. It was mellow, with a fruity after taste. And it wasn't a bunch of clay dudes killing each other. Which is good. The animation was really good. I like the blue clay men, but I'd be interested to see whether or not you can make some more detailed chars... But, to sum it all up, the script was funny, and goofy, probably the best clay short I've seen here. Keep up the good work.

[Chainsaw Death]

Hmmm...

Your art work was pretty good, and your animation too, but what was the point? A guy walks up to another, kills him with a chainsaw, and then what?

I think this needed a story... Otherwise there's nothing interesting about it. Why not just go watch the Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

GoreAddict responds:

When someone say: "I made that while bored"

That mean that he made it while bored, so it's only random shits ... m'kay? I already told it , It's a flash in my Crap Basket , And I just made that for fun.

[Burnt Face Man 2]

Half and Half

The first part of this movie was a little gross. but it was also very funny... Then he went up into that building and the funniness just sort of died... Or got really sick and had to leave.

I think it's funnier when Burnt Face Man is stupidly oblivious to the problems around him. Also, I think it's better when Burnt face man just denies his gayness. When he got all pissed off, it kind of drained the light-heartedness of the animation... It suddenly seemed more serious and wasn't as funny... Hope that makes sense.

[Weirdo Fights! Ep.1]

That... Kind of cool...

The animation was really great... However, I'd like to know how this dude got his powers. I didn't see any other stories with this guy in them. There was no explanation for why he could shoot blue lights out of his hands. I guess you're just hoping the audience will assume he's your typical anime character, and in that case, it's kind of cliche. Actually, the whole plot has been done before. Seems like all the fights here on newgrounds involve one guy walking up to another guy, and they fight for some stupid superficial (or unexplained) reason. I think your work would be greatly improved by a script. Give these guys a real reason to fight... And make it more interesting, not the typical hand-shooting air-flying fights of the anime world. But don't get me wrong this animation had a lot of good parts.

Weirdo responds:

Finaly!! You're totally right, this is cliche. Thats why I was hoping to hear from someone like you to really tell it like it is! This means that I have to really put more script into this, which I'll do for part 2. However, this is a flash fun type thing. "Weirdo" really does has a fully developed story (this isn't it), but for now, like you said, I want to gain an audience first, then I'll show the whole shabang! If you want to know how he got his powers or want to know whats going on, I recommened watching part 2 when it arrives. Thanks for the honest crituiqe buddy!

P.S. Your gonna see some original fighting sh*t in part 2 (aside from the blue light thing). No air-fighting at all. That is the PEAK of cliche!

[White People]

You forgot a few things...

You forgot about how all white people have tight asses, and we go home and play Yahtzee... And we eat Cous cous, too... Oh yeah, and we can't dance. Well... Back to the Yahtzee.

[Monty Python's rabbit]

AMazing...

I don't know how you did it, but somehow, you managed to make something that was piss-your-pants-funny into something that was utterly retarded.

[Crayon Bear]

This was pretty good.

This was pretty cool.

The only things I didn't like about it were as follows:

First of all, his hand detached itself from his body. While he was drawing that other bear, every time he drew something far away from his body, he didn't lean forward, his hand just broke away from his body. It was weird.

Secondly, what was the cherry-like thing growing out of the top if his head? Whoa... Freak show...

[A Boy and his Bird]

This was kind of confusing.

Some of the animation was good... The artwork could've been a bit better, but I guess it was all right.

I wasn't really sure what was happening through most of the cartoon... Would I have to have seen "The Crow" first? I think you had this nice creepy theme, but the music seemd peppy and cheerful, which didn't seem to go well with the movie...

But keep the animations coming...

Five-Iron responds:

Thank you Ghosty22,

Yes. Even your 3 is apreciated. I geuss "The Crow" fans do get more out of this than the random viewer. I'll try to make cartoons that a broader audience can enjoy next animation. And the next one is going to be a funny rap parady. With my new chacter series.