Ghosty22's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Foamy Fan Mail 6]

Ok, I had to give another one a chance...

Wow?! Unscripted? Really? Who'd have guessed that a stream of arrogant poorly-thought-out innanity like that was unscripted?

Hey... I know what you mean by those annoying "preachy motherfuckers," you know, the who ones that, no matter what you say, still think you're wrong. You know, they just bitch and bitch and bitch, but some day, when their blood pressure gets so high that that pulsating forehead vein explodes, leaking blood everywhere, that person'll realize just what a superficial spoiled little crybaby of a bitch he/she really is. Wow... There's really something to these "rants."

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention this in my last review... But what kind of a vacuous moron has nothing better to do than to read the side of a coffee cup and then become enraged by what is written there? Don't you have anything better to do or think about? This is really something that enrages you? Don't you have any hobbies?

Wow... Now I almost feel like a hypocrit... I've just wasted five minutes of my time writing a review to an obvious imbecile.

[X-Men:Dark Phoenix Rising]

Uh...

Why didn't any of them have "humorous" bones in their arms? Their arms were floating magically... How did the blood get to their hands? They had like... Floating gloves...

I guess this was kinda cool... I just don't know too much about X-Men.

[The Reviewer Beatdown]

This was ok...

I gave this a good score, because the artwork was good, as well as the animation. The music was cool too, but I always feel strange giving people good scores for using other people's music, but regardless, I think the choices were pretty good.

I'm not so sure I like the idea though... What are we supposed to understand from this? Somebody gave you a bad review, and you want to beat them up? Why waste your time worrying about what some asshole said? The world is full of stupid people, why not just move on to somebody who matters?

Anyway... Keep up the good work...

[Rebel Burger Ep.1]

Not great... But good...

The only bad thing about this, I think, is that I think you need more of a hook. What IS so special about this character and his fast food job. Lots of people get jobs that are beneath them and see some chick they like while they're there... I would've liked to see something interesting that stands out more... Maybe the girl could say or do something that shows us why she's so cool.

Other than that, the graphics were good. I really like your drawing style. It was kind of refreshing to see an anime drawing style that didn't involve two people mindlessly beating the crap out of each other.

[Chav Killer]

Five?

I'll give you a five... I think you should work on the art a little bit though. Normally I don't like gratuitous violence... But there was something fun about this. The main char was friendly up until the "chavs" started it...

The violence was a little amusing in how everything went down. The joke at the end was kinda fun too.

Oh yeah... What is a "Chav?"

[Fill & Bill == BETA]

Yuck...

Dude, take an English class or something...

Of all the reasons to fight in this crazy world, you choose to make them fight because something is on the floor?

What?

[Searching For Souls]

Kinda cool...

This was pretty funny, but, as the animation progressed, it got sort of unfunny. I think he should've stopped after the first couple of calls. There were just too many calls... It was like beating a dead horse. The joke got old toward the end. It just seemed as if he was harrassing the store employee.

[Milk Bandages]

This was kinda cool...

It reminded me of Ren and Stimpy.

The facial expression and background music were Ren and Stimpyesque... Which isn't a bad thing. Animal characters seemed a bit funnier though... Also, I the Ren and Stimpy guys, when they did use people, they always made them extremely weird. For example, they'd have a fat guy with excessive body hair... Like a werewolf of something... Then there was the Pipe-smoking bathrobe-wearing guy. And he had sock holders for some reason... I guess his socks wouldn't stay up.

mumbla responds:

their called knee-socks!

[Knoxs "Revolutions"]

Normally I don't like these...

"Oh no! Ghost Alarm!" That was genius... I like the part where the woman goes "I wanna eat his brains!" That was funny... You really matched their voices up really well... You're really good with dialog. It seems as if you're even better with dialog when placing them over movies than when you're doing claymation.

[(2003)A ROBOT]

Too long...

The first half of the robot part was really really funny. Especially the "What'd I tell you about playing with guns in the house?" part. But the rest seemed to fizzle out. Like, a rat came... And hit him with a hammer... And that didn't make a whole lot of sense. I think there should've been a robot related conclusion. Becuase the title was "A robot." Not "A Robot... And a Rat." And besides... Robots are cool. And they eat old people's medicine for fuel.

Seems as if your sense of humor has it's strong points, but then it gets tired and goes to sleep. But keep up the good work.