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Beautful game...

Yeah, it was slow, but the slowness was pretty helpful in that you needed to be agile to dodge and flip through all those spidery flying brick levels.

The artwork was sloppy, but the sloppines made it cool, because it gave the game it's own unique flashy feel. It's a home-made game, and there's just something extra cool about that.

The bosses were just awesome... Especially the last guy. When he turned into the two bats, I was partcularly impressed by that. One bat, I would've expected, but two made it seem as if he had some special power, and it seemed as if the vampires in your world have unique magical laws that govern their powers.

I love the multi-stage fight scenes at the end. Many games have bosses that you just beat on and they only have one attack. The three stages at the end made it seem as if your end boss was very resourceful, and his different strategies kept me guessing.

I love the vampire on vampire conflict, because human versus vampire can be a little boring and one-sided.

In the sequel, you should make more vampire bosses with those multi-stage fight scenes that you do so well... Good job...

Paranoia responds:

Wow, thanks. I wasn't expecting such detailed positive feedback :D

Cool game...

I thought of it a long time ago, back when it was released...

It was okay...

The game play was ok... The gangsters looked more gay than tough... Especially that big fat black guy with the orange bow on his head... He looked as if he was gazing longingly at the camera with some kind of "come here, Big boy" look on his face... Really gay... But yeah... Other than that it was a nice effort... Better than I could do.

CorkySurprise responds:

"come here, Big boy"

Haha

Great Game!

I really like the old Nintendo-style artwork... The Mario-like hunters and the "Super" in Super Monkey Poop Fight made it seem all the more authentic. I guess the only complaint I have is that it's "a lot," not "alot." That's the only real error that I noticed... But any game that prompts me to say things like "No one can escape the turds of Dan Brown," deserves a 10.

Yay!!! I won!!!

First I thought you had to kill the Gangster at the end by taking a basket ball with you until the end, and then when he was reloading throw it at him. But that would only get me so far...

Then I realized that if you do your strong S key run attack, then jump up in the air using that windmill thing, you can rip that guy a new one... Just wait for him to fire, then hit the direction key next to him, and hit "S" quickly after... Then after you punch him, keep hitting S and you'll start doing this windmill attack...

It was cool...

Are there people out there who are good at this?

Eberything about it was cool, but it seemed hard as hell just to do anything. I can't give this a bad score because I suck at it, but man.... It's hard as hell..

He has a criminal brain!!!

Hmmm... The buttons really didn't do a whole lot in this one. I was expecting really gross things to happen... But, alas, I was left in a state of dissapointment.

Rotating your arm 360 degrees, while impressive, doesn't really stack up to tearing the skin and flesh off of a cow as far as grossing people out goes.

The "I'm giving myself an oil job" was... Strange... Was that innuendo?

The spray-painted green logo wasn't very interesting to look at either...

The swolen brain/mind control part was kind of cool....

And the vomitting. This was pretty gross. The fluids looked very real, and it was nicely done. I guess, after that, that robot won't ever go to Taco Bell again.

Yay, Bunnies!!!

Hmmm... There's nothing like explodin' a bunch of rabbits in a firey nuclear haulocost. And watching them get devoured by mountain lions... One time, a mountain lion killed my Dad.

Oh, wait... I just made that up.

Why!!?!? Why were these rabbits so sorrowful and suicidal? All they wanted was a little love! And you killed them!

But seriously, folks... There's nothing more annoying than when something is soooo cute that, in addition to having pink fur and eyes, it also has pink blood. Listen up out there... If you've got pink blood, you're just askin' to be murdalized!!! (I learned my vocabulary from Loony Tunes.)

This was kind of creepy...

The hairlessness of the cow made it even more creepy and disturbing for some reason. Naked cows are just really unsightly... And its utters were all... "Dangly."

What's with your facination with mutilaion? Specifically "cattle mutilations..." Are you working for the government? Why does the government mutilate cattle so much? Why do they show so much rage towards our bovine brothers? Oh yeah... And why didn't the cow have irises in its eyes? Is it some kind of alien cow?

What does Bakula mean? Do you mean to write "Blackula?" As in that jive-talkin' pimp-cane-havin' black version of Dracula from lhe seventies? Is that his secret lab?

Pretty stupid...

I thought the point of this was to perform experiments on a human test subject. What's the deal? How's making some fat dude piss, puke, and pee an experiment? Yeah... That's really scientific... It might've been cool if you gave him some kind of chemicals to see how he reacted to them... Or maybe you could shoot him with radioactivity... OR GAMMA RAYS!!! But... All we get are bodily fluids... And gasses... Some of which, (Nipple juice?) I don't even think are possible... So, in conclusion... This was a waste of everyone's time... I want my time back! Fork it over, sucka!!!!

cyphlon2 responds:

This is the most amazing and hilarious review of all time..THANK YOU, Nipple Juice! Its suppost to be puss, but juice is way better, your lucky you dont have to know about things coming out of nipples.Its very scientific.

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