I hate George Lucas. I hate him... Indiana Jones 4 was the worst movie I have ever seen... I am never going to see another George Lucas movie ever again... Fuck him...
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We share simular views good sir.
I suggest we speak more with pancakes and bong-pipes. :3
Pancakes maybe... Not much of a smoker...
Good, I knew that movie was gonna suck.
Indiana Jones 4 wasnt that bad
It wasn't as bad as having my testicles connected to a car battery and fried... It wasn't as bad as being skinned alive... It wasn't as bad as being forced to eat a giant turd at gun point... But it was the worst movie I've ever seen.
Haven't had the time to see it just yet.. SO.. does it suck that much?
I think so...
The first half is sort of ok... But once you get to the monkey scene, all hell breaks loose...
Lol......aliens.
Yup... Fuckin' aliens...
One of the cool things about the first three Indiana Jones movies was that the series was one of the only fantasy stories that didn't take place in medieval times. It's setting was in the real world, only its magic was generated by religious phenomenon from actual religions. Now all the magic is gone, and what do we get? Regular run-of-the-mill science fiction... With the same white-skinned black-eyed aliens that appear in every other science fiction movie/TV show. What made Indiana Jones cool and unique in the first place was replaced with boring clichés... Normally I don't have a problem with aliens, and, normally, I like them... But in an Indiana Jones movie?
And that doesn't even scrape the surface of that movie's problems...
fuck you and fuck all the people that hate George Lucas
Awww... A nice intelligent comment from a George Lucas fan.
and btw, the crystal skulls are reall infact most of them have already been found, plus its based on alot of religions. so its not science fiction.
So where are the flying saucers? If the story was based in fact, you should be able to tell me where I can find, not only a flying saucer, but a couple of aliens too.
It IS science fiction. Whether or not crystal skulls exist doesn't change the fact that the movie sucked. And, yes, I was well aware that crystal skulls do exist. If I'd hated it based on whether or not the artifacts were real, I would've hated the other Indiana Jones movies, because I don't believe in the Ark of the Covenant or the Holy Grail. But I didn't hate those movies. The fact that the crystal skulls exist only SUPPORTS my claim that it's science fiction, because Indiana Jones isn't real, nor is the story -- FICTION. The knowledge of the crystal skulls are a product of archaeology, which is a SCIENCE. Science fiction... The reason it's not "fantasy" is that there is no magic in this one. How is this difficult to understand? Added to that are elements from every other science fiction TV show and movie... White-skinned, almond-eyed aliens and their flying saucers... Neither of which can be proven to exist. More of the same...
But the inconsistency of Indiana Jones fantasy turning to science fiction is only the smallest reason why that movie sucked.
Do I need to mention the monkey scene again? How about the bad CGI ants? How about when Indy should've been burned alive when he was blown up in a nuclear bomb? Nuclear bombs destroyed two Japanese cities, but a refrigerator? That's asking too much... And let's just suppose that the refrigerator could shield him from the heat. It flew up like a mile into the air and then came crashing down to the ground again... He would've been killed in the fall! Sword fighting while standing on top of a speeding car? Gratuitous nut shots!?!?! Are you fucking kidding me? Mutt fuckin' Williams!?!?! The fact that the natives lived in little cocoons, waiting around in an abandoned temple for thousands of years so they could jump out and surprise a bunch of white people who wandered into their temple? Or the fact that Maryanne Ravenwood was laughing like she was insane the whole time when she should've been fearing for her life? How about the fact that, in this movie, Indiana Jones has somehow managed to wander, Forest-Gump-like, into every single historical event that ever occurred during his lifetime?
It was as if the whole movie was designed in such a way that would make it easy for them to make a Kingdom of the Crystal Skull ride at Walt Disney World. It's a shame when story, characterization, and believability are sacrificed for video games, action figures, and theme park rides.
Holy shit man, you ripped that kid up!
I guess I just get carried away when it comes to movies...
Man you've had a lot of time to think and vent about the movie.
I guess I think a lot about movies... I'm very picky about them, and I rarely enjoy them.
jackofknifes
Did you hear he's making another star wars movie?
Ghosty22
That means nothing to me... I'm not seeing it... George Lucas doesn't exist anymore as far as I'm concerned.