Pretty cool...
This is an interesting way of thinking about it... But I think Some groups hate more than just one other group. But I guess you can't really characterize that in a movie as smoothly... So anyway... Good job...
Hmmm... Suddenly I feel a "KEEP 'EM COMIN'" comin' on...
Kinda good...
Are you the guy who made "Balthor's Tales from Hell"?
The guy who does angry Bot's voice sure sounds like him. Anyway, this was kind of funny... Not really laugh out loud funny. But there's just something cool about a foul-mouthed robot.
He wasn't quite as cool as Profilactic Tactic or Bender from futurama, but it seems like he could be going places. I watched the episode where he was on the playground, and some of his lectures were pretty cool...
I think it's funnier when he's not trying to be an asshole, but still manages to be one. At least, that seems to make sense to me at the moment. The part where he was explaining how booze is the bandaid for inside was pretty cool. It's as if he was explaining something as if he was in his drunkard sleezeball grownup world, not realizing he was in the world of the playground, and that he's supposed to sugar coat things for the sake of the children. There was just something great about that...
Gee, Ren...
After watching this, I can only guess that Ren and Stimpy have played a major role in your up bringing.
Except for the stick figures, and the movements and facial expressions were Ren-and-Stimpyesque...
Which is kind of cool, because they do have some goofy gestures and expressions. But the fact that it wasn't about anything more then beating some dude up with a bat wasn't very entertaining. There really wasn't much more to it. I'm guessing it was supposed to make the audience laugh... I kinda smirked, but I didn't laugh.
Next time, I think you should work on a script... With some jokes or something. That would be cool. You obviously know what you're doing in the animation department... I think you should work on your character designs too. You could make something cool.
Ugh...
Not another crappy "I am your father" joke... Give it a rest already.
I don't know what else to say other than it just didn't seem as if you had enough jokes to do a Fantastic Four parody. This movie makes me sleepy.
well, sorry it made you sleepy.. congradulations on being the first negative review.. although I looked at your stuff.. and I mean.. you probably should be doggin other peoples
Somehow this was kinda cool.
The characters were very simplistic... At first, I didn't like it, but then I started to like it later on.
I don't know if you realize this, but lightsabers glow in the dark. You kept making them jump into darkness, and their lightsabers would be concealed by darkness. When in actuallity, they would cut through the dark... Being a "light" saber, and a source of light.
And that same swish sound effect got pretty redundant... YOU should try to find some different lightsaber effects.
Other than that, it was pretty good.
it wasn't really the shadows...just a black layer faded into clear to present the effect that...okay i'm bullshitting i thought about that after i made it and decided screw it its made it's goin in there.
Again?
This is just another example that proves that crappy drawings DO NOT MAKE SOMEBODY ELSE'S SONGS BETTER!!!!!!
The song was great, but I'm not giving you credit for sound, because you didn't write that song, and had nothing to do with its greatness. Maybe if you'd picked up a guitar and recorded yourself singing the song, I'd give you points, because you actually would've done some work...
But no...
Maybe it would've been slightly better if you had drawn other musicians... Like the drummer, or the keyboardists... Or actually made them look like the Beatles... Or made the drawings look realistic... But there was none of that.
Well how many flashes do YOU see when they make their own songs, for one, I can't record myself playing as four people as that is physically impossible, and the fact that there was only one person was the effect I was trying to get
This was kind of entertaining.
All the artwork was pretty cool... And it kinf of made me think, thought I'm not sure what the point was.
It could be that guns are so readily available to anyone... And perhaps that people are too irresponsible for this to be practical. We do live in a culture that focuses a lot on violence.
Anyway... I think you should work on your movements. An animation of a person walking has more elements to consider than you might think. There's more to it than moving shoulders, arms and legs. Keep in mind that when the person's legs are directly beneath her, her head is lifted up higher... Your head moves up and down as you walk. Then when they are spread out, the head comes down lower again.
Hmmm... Where to start...
This is probably a review that is probably going to cause you to say something like "Who the hell do you think you are?" But I have to say it.
I really hate long ass introductions for flash movies. I'm not sitting down in front of a TV show for a half hour of entertainment. I'm looking at a really short film. It just seems strange... It's not as if you even have enough credits or people working on this think to necesitate an entire segment dedicated to giving credit. It almost seems as if you've created some kind of video which is supposed to capture the coolness of each of your characters. But why not show that in the actual film.
A lot of these intros seems to suggest that the creator thinks his characters are the shit, and really quirky or weird of funny, or cool, and the music amplifies that... But no one ever seems to pull it off... This one actually wasn't too bad, because the body of the film was pretty long, but it's still a little annoying. I guess you can take that one or leave it.
Secondly, it just seemed as if the film was way too long for the for the amount of jokes and entertainment that was actually in it.
There were two jokes that I liked... There was "Suck on THESE fiery balls," and then the pirate scene...
Why did you pay more attention to the fights scenes in this than anything else? Why was the animation cool, but no color?
What's with the obsession with video games characters here on Newgrounds?
Anyway... In conclusion, I have to say, don't assume your characters are cool...
First off...you put way too much thought into the intros. I always wanted to make an intro like Cowboy Bebop, and now that i got that out of the way I can move on.
You ask about why I pay more attention to the fight scenes. Well, if you'd paid attention you would have seen that I'm not the only author on this flash. There were a few different people doing differnt parts.
And last, the dumbest question of all...I think it's obvious the gamers are the core demographic on Newgrounds. So most people make video game based flashes to suit their fix. I'm a gamer myself and I like to add some nes and ff7 references wherever I can. And lastely, my characters are not cool, my characters are the real life people who helped make this possible. We are who we are...nothing more.
WHo is Tom Fulp?
Oh, snap! That bitch took the CAAAKE! It must take some kin'a hardcore motro from the STREETS to come up with that biznatch!
But seriously folks...
I really didn't like this. There was one part, where he said "Oh, shit! it's Tom Fulp." That was kind of cool, because it was unexpected... And he was all teen-idolish and sparkly, making the guy seem quite ridiculous. At least I think that's why I thought it was funny.
But it was mostly dumb. I don't know whether or not you should get a life, because what you did here wasn't easy.
I almost feel guilty for being too hard on you, because you obviously set your goal to make something corny. It almost seems impossible that this wasn't intended to be corny. So, good job, making it corny... But corniness, to me, just isn't that funny or entertaining in any way. Actually sometimes it can be, but this just wasn't.
Ok... The end... I'm guessing somewhere around here is where you'll say something like, "Two words: Front Page!" And then you might call me "butter nuts," "pencil dick," or maybe even "monkey testicles." And then I'll say something like, "But no!!! It's not true! I'm just giving you my honest critique! It's not meant to offend you!" And then you'll be all like "Suck it, bitch!" And you'll repeatedly kick me in the scrotum. Why are you so damn violent? Why you gotta be like that?
Who were those guys?
Who were those guys and whose faces were placed over their heads?
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